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Female Performer Chat: the ANGER thread ...
Created by:
ophelias_rue
5/27/11 @ 5:59am
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RAWWWWRRRRRRRRR *shooting off pistolas*
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Created by:
suggs
5/27/11 @ 7:49am
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Location: Left of centre
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...comon' ya pussys!! wheres the anger??!!!! ... sorry had 3 beers ...
Took my anger out om a grey in 1 of my faves room after they ignored repeated requests to begging for her home email address. AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Quote
Took my anger out om a grey in 1 of my faves room after they ignored repeated requests to begging for her home email address. AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Quote
Created by:
amicu
5/27/11 @ 8:31am
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
::sits quietly in Kertus' sterile padded white scream room::
I really like what you've done with the place Kertus (No names amicu!).. a plant or two would really brighten it up. Maybe a natural light open ceiling window could work. Is that.. wait, do you have muzak playing softly from the ceiling speakers? What kind of twisted place is this? You can't just sneak Kenny G on a brother!! Can I call myself a brother?! Why are you trying to bring up questions of race in this happy little room of anger management issues!! And how come the lady whose name we shall not say in this room of non-name dropping got to bring in pistolas? Nobody gave me pistolas at the door! I didn't even get a nerf bat! And is she really an army general of another persuasion? Hmmm, that's verrrrry sexy. (Anger ami, anger, stop being a sexed little attention deficit horn dog) Right. Anger. Primal screaming. Or sophisticated haughtiness and lip biting. Hmmpph. Grrr. AAaaaaarrrgh! And Mssr. le Duck gets all the good insults off at greys begging/pleading/harassing/vying/trying/insulting/wishing/freebying the lovely models, wishing all the best small rodenty gerbils and hamsters and porcupines up their arse while leaving relatively little at the pet store for the rest of us. Sure, I had a shy puppy and an indifferent sloth from the leftovers in the discount bin in back, but the puppy just ended up licking my greybies ass and the sloth yawned and took a nap!
Right then, I'm thoroughly angry and ill-tempered and ready to strangle things. Shall I be off to my fave model then? *sigh* I never get these things right.. There really ought to be a how-to guide for these anger management issue cathartic-type yelling rooms for some of us. But it is a lovely room Kert- err, anonymous unnamed koaly-avatared upside-downer from down under. I licked the wall and scribbled on the floor. Amicu was here. Fun times.
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I really like what you've done with the place Kertus (No names amicu!).. a plant or two would really brighten it up. Maybe a natural light open ceiling window could work. Is that.. wait, do you have muzak playing softly from the ceiling speakers? What kind of twisted place is this? You can't just sneak Kenny G on a brother!! Can I call myself a brother?! Why are you trying to bring up questions of race in this happy little room of anger management issues!! And how come the lady whose name we shall not say in this room of non-name dropping got to bring in pistolas? Nobody gave me pistolas at the door! I didn't even get a nerf bat! And is she really an army general of another persuasion? Hmmm, that's verrrrry sexy. (Anger ami, anger, stop being a sexed little attention deficit horn dog) Right. Anger. Primal screaming. Or sophisticated haughtiness and lip biting. Hmmpph. Grrr. AAaaaaarrrgh! And Mssr. le Duck gets all the good insults off at greys begging/pleading/harassing/vying/trying/insulting/wishing/freebying the lovely models, wishing all the best small rodenty gerbils and hamsters and porcupines up their arse while leaving relatively little at the pet store for the rest of us. Sure, I had a shy puppy and an indifferent sloth from the leftovers in the discount bin in back, but the puppy just ended up licking my greybies ass and the sloth yawned and took a nap!
Right then, I'm thoroughly angry and ill-tempered and ready to strangle things. Shall I be off to my fave model then? *sigh* I never get these things right.. There really ought to be a how-to guide for these anger management issue cathartic-type yelling rooms for some of us. But it is a lovely room Kert- err, anonymous unnamed koaly-avatared upside-downer from down under. I licked the wall and scribbled on the floor. Amicu was here. Fun times.
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Created by:
ophelias_rue
5/27/11 @ 9:04am
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omfg ami.. lol.. shit.. lol.. more lol.. oh god.. ahahahahahahaaha.. jijijiji...
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Created by:
dudley_do_ride
5/27/11 @ 9:21am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,224
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaak...*
*click... click... click... click... click... click... click... click... click...........*
*fwump... ziiiiiiiiiiiiiip... rustle rustle*
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh heh heh heh"
*kerchunk... rattle... rattle... snip.. snip... weheee... weheee... weheeee...*
*snap... criiiiiiiiiick... crickkkkkkk... criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick....*
*tic.. tic.. tic.. tic.. tic.. tic.. tic.. tic..*
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Created by:
carousel
5/27/11 @ 10:50am
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Location: forgotten backroad standing still in time
Posts: 761
Oh just perfect Kertus, 
an 'anger' thread for the institution, run by our beloved tyrannical Nurse Rue (or No.); who has cowed the patients here by choice into dejected submission
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an 'anger' thread for the institution, run by our beloved tyrannical Nurse Rue (or No.); who has cowed the patients here by choice into dejected submission
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....can ya feel it workin'? Dudley wtf u doin' in there?!!! ... an' where is SMASH? do believe he needs a lil time in here. I'm off on weekend release so see ya Monday.
{wandering into the room}
uhmmm.. kertus i like your new avatar
oh gosh i think im doing it wrong..
{wandering away}
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{wandering into the room}
uhmmm.. kertus i like your new avatar
oh gosh i think im doing it wrong..
{wandering away}
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::sits quietly in Kertus' sterile padded white scream room::
I really like what you've done with the place Kertus (No names amicu!).. a plant or two would really brighten it up. Maybe a natural light open ceiling window could work. Is that.. wait, do you have muzak playing softly from the ceiling speakers? What kind of twisted place is this? You can't just sneak Kenny G on a brother!! Can I call myself a brother?! Why are you trying to bring up questions of race in this happy little room of anger management issues!! And how come the lady whose name we shall not say in this room of non-name dropping got to bring in pistolas? Nobody gave me pistolas at the door! I didn't even get a nerf bat! And is she really an army general of another persuasion? Hmmm, that's verrrrry sexy. (Anger ami, anger, stop being a sexed little attention deficit horn dog) Right. Anger. Primal screaming. Or sophisticated haughtiness and lip biting. Hmmpph. Grrr. AAaaaaarrrgh! And Mssr. le Duck gets all the good insults off at greys begging/pleading/harassing/vying/trying/insulting/wishing/freebying the lovely models, wishing all the best small rodenty gerbils and hamsters and porcupines up their arse while leaving relatively little at the pet store for the rest of us. Sure, I had a shy puppy and an indifferent sloth from the leftovers in the discount bin in back, but the puppy just ended up licking my greybies ass and the sloth yawned and took a nap!
Right then, I'm thoroughly angry and ill-tempered and ready to strangle things. Shall I be off to my fave model then? *sigh* I never get these things right.. There really ought to be a how-to guide for these anger management issue cathartic-type yelling rooms for some of us. But it is a lovely room Kert- err, anonymous unnamed koaly-avatared upside-downer from down under. I licked the wall and scribbled on the floor. Amicu was here. Fun times.
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rofl...
Anger.. I have no anger at the moment. I did earlier. People leaving without even a by-your-leave. HOW RUDE! Yet they complaing they no nothing of what is going on. Hello?
ggrrr.. Now, time to eat dinner. Quote
I really like what you've done with the place Kertus (No names amicu!).. a plant or two would really brighten it up. Maybe a natural light open ceiling window could work. Is that.. wait, do you have muzak playing softly from the ceiling speakers? What kind of twisted place is this? You can't just sneak Kenny G on a brother!! Can I call myself a brother?! Why are you trying to bring up questions of race in this happy little room of anger management issues!! And how come the lady whose name we shall not say in this room of non-name dropping got to bring in pistolas? Nobody gave me pistolas at the door! I didn't even get a nerf bat! And is she really an army general of another persuasion? Hmmm, that's verrrrry sexy. (Anger ami, anger, stop being a sexed little attention deficit horn dog) Right. Anger. Primal screaming. Or sophisticated haughtiness and lip biting. Hmmpph. Grrr. AAaaaaarrrgh! And Mssr. le Duck gets all the good insults off at greys begging/pleading/harassing/vying/trying/insulting/wishing/freebying the lovely models, wishing all the best small rodenty gerbils and hamsters and porcupines up their arse while leaving relatively little at the pet store for the rest of us. Sure, I had a shy puppy and an indifferent sloth from the leftovers in the discount bin in back, but the puppy just ended up licking my greybies ass and the sloth yawned and took a nap!
Right then, I'm thoroughly angry and ill-tempered and ready to strangle things. Shall I be off to my fave model then? *sigh* I never get these things right.. There really ought to be a how-to guide for these anger management issue cathartic-type yelling rooms for some of us. But it is a lovely room Kert- err, anonymous unnamed koaly-avatared upside-downer from down under. I licked the wall and scribbled on the floor. Amicu was here. Fun times.
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rofl...
Anger.. I have no anger at the moment. I did earlier. People leaving without even a by-your-leave. HOW RUDE! Yet they complaing they no nothing of what is going on. Hello?
ggrrr.. Now, time to eat dinner. Quote
Grrrrrrrrrr FUCK ME OR FUCK OFF!!!
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when u leave this lil scream room it would b nice if we made it a rule that str8 after u went and paid ur favorite model a visit an' spent sum quality time with her ... jus' ta complete the total emotional morph ... 
I would, however, said model (s) are reliably unreliable, and that, my friends is my point of anger. So, to comply with said unsaid rule, it's a little hard...............
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I would, however, said model (s) are reliably unreliable, and that, my friends is my point of anger. So, to comply with said unsaid rule, it's a little hard...............
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Created by:
ophelias_rue
5/28/11 @ 6:03am
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Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122
whine whine whine... whine.. more whining... whine..... wHiNe... *wine*... WHINE WHINE WHINE...
blah blah blah blah blah.........WHINE!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!! WHINE MORE!!!!!!!
*glug* ./` ohhhhh wiiiinnnnneeeeee ./`
WHINE!
blah blah blah blah... whine.ohhhhhh.yesssss.youuuuuu.dooooo WHINEWHINEWHINE
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blah blah blah blah blah.........WHINE!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!! WHINE MORE!!!!!!!
*glug* ./` ohhhhh wiiiinnnnneeeeee ./`
WHINE!
blah blah blah blah... whine.ohhhhhh.yesssss.youuuuuu.dooooo WHINEWHINEWHINE
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Created by:
amicu
5/28/11 @ 7:26am
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Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088
I would, however, said model (s) are reliably unreliable, and that, my friends is my point of anger. So, to comply with said unsaid rule, it's a little hard...............
It goes without saying to say that reliably unreliable is, well, still reliability in at least one spectrum, no? Hardly hard then.. unless it's frustration that they are just never on when you expect them to be. But that's when you move on to alternate favorite eighth runner-up, or Miss Amiability, or play chat room roulette and stop at the first model who isn't uninterestedly clicking away at something online while loud hip hop distorts horribly through her microphone as it sends a signal through SETI to your speakers.
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Created by:
ophelias_rue
5/28/11 @ 8:00am
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Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122
*follows Suggs, skipping, hopping, dropping random bits of clothing.. shutting the door behind us*
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I would, however, said model (s) are reliably unreliable, and that, my friends is my point of anger. So, to comply with said unsaid rule, it's a little hard...............
*guiltyly raises hand* yes, thats me. *hangs head in shame* sorry.. *shuffles off to find her chair in the corner*... Quote
