4/25/14 @ 9:42am
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It is time to pay tribute to perhaps my favorite class of users, a subset of the grays, the one, the only set that's right for some times... some places.. The Gray Lectroids!!!
They've had to fight an uphill battle against an interface ever evolving against them. They've endured the arrows, the barbs, of outrageous fortune... They've succeeded by taking a prone position in the shadows... They've earned our love... and maybe a grudging respect of a kind...
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4/25/14 @ 9:52am
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Lectroid1: You here? Good. I need some help gtting through this shit.
Lectroid2: Of course I am here. You know the saying: when the student is ready...
Lectroid1: Fuck your student.... *to the model* SHOW BOBS!!!!
Lectroid2: *to the model* STAND UP!!! *to buddy* How's it been going tonight?
Lectroid1: Pretty tough. This is about the only room I can say anything in anymore. DOGGIE!!!
Lectroid2: You ever been a member? SPIN LEFT TO RIGHT FRONTALLY
Lectroid1: None of your fucking business. BOUNCE UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN!
Lectroid2: Easy... easy... I am not asking you to violate The Code. I'M BORED
Lectroid 1: Ok Ok... let's do this together: 1 2 3
Both: FOOT BRA!!!
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4/25/14 @ 12:17pm
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4/25/14 @ 2:35pm
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Lectroid2: Of course I am here. You know the saying: when the student is ready...
Lectroid1: Fuck your student.... *to the model* SHOW BOBS!!!!
Lectroid2: *to the model* STAND UP!!! *to buddy* How's it been going tonight?
Lectroid1: Pretty tough. This is about the only room I can say anything in anymore. DOGGIE!!!
Lectroid2: You ever been a member? SPIN LEFT TO RIGHT FRONTALLY
Lectroid1: None of your fucking business. BOUNCE UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN!
Lectroid2: Easy... easy... I am not asking you to violate The Code. I'M BORED
Lectroid 1: Ok Ok... let's do this together: 1 2 3
Both: FOOT BRA!!!
D_d_R 2014
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4/25/14 @ 11:26pm
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You are sooooo right... Don't worry, before this thread goes whichever way it goes, we will hit all the notes that they have played, those magicians, our confederates..
And now for something musical:
OPEN YOUR BOBS and tell me that I love you
OPEN YOUR BOBS and tell me that you will be true
OPEN YOUR BOBS and say you'll never leave me
OPEN YOUR BOBS and paint me with your can of wooooooooo.
Oh life is devine, if we all 69
and if we OPEN, YES ALL OPEN, OPEN OUR BOBS!!!!!
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4/26/14 @ 6:05pm
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California: ARE U WET?
New Jersey: She's not wet. Shes a ***** *******
California: WAVE IF THIS IS REAL. WAVE. I'LL BET ITS A LOOP. ARE U WET?
New Jersey: Its not real you ******** ******
*model waves*
California: ARE U WET? WET? WET YET?
New Jersey: ***** ****** *** ***** ********
Model: Look *holds up two wet fingers*
California: OK SO YOUR PUSSY IS WET. WHERE ELSE ARE U WET?
New Jersey: aiiiiighhhhhhhhhh *poof*
California: ARE U WET ANYWHERE ELSE?
Delaware: Is this 554-9840?
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4/26/14 @ 6:56pm
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It was a dark and quiet night... when suddenly...
Lectroid 1: Bobs... Bobs... Open your bobs...
Lectroid 2: Wet willy... give us a wet willy... Wet willy give us a wet willy...
Crooning Lectroid: You came... I was alarmed... I should have known... You... were temptation..
Lectroid 1: Bobs... Bobs... Open your bobs...
Lectroid 2: Wet willy... give us a wet willy... Wet willy give us a wet willy...
Crooning Lectroid: You smiled... luring me on... my heart was gone... you.. were temptation...
All: It woould be thrilling... If you were willing... If it can never be.... pity me...
For you... were born to be kissed.. I can't resist you were temptatio.......
* global room ban *
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4/26/14 @ 7:28pm
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4/26/14 @ 9:27pm
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A noble offer Dan. I think you've got the physics of it dead straight. However, the devil is in the details. Nobody has been able to create more than a highly local effect. Local to one small scaceship, or to one small jet car. All those traveling have done so voluntarily. So unless you are signing up to a long vigil in the shadows...
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4/28/14 @ 9:47am
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GuestUser: COME CLOSER TO THE CAM.
GuestUser: GREAT... CLOSER. CLOSER. CLOSER.
GuestUser: CLOSER BB. OH PLEASE. CLOSER. CLOSER.
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GuestUser: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! NICE PORES!
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4/28/14 @ 9:56am
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Lectroid 2: .... ASSS.... ASS...
Crooning Lectroid: In the studio, the moonlit studio, the model creeps tonight...
Lectroid1: TITS... TITS...
Lectroid2: .....ASSSS...ASSSSSS
Crooning Lectroid: Oh in the sutdio, the faraway studio, the model creeps tonight...
ALL: OH WE DONNA PLAY... WE DONNA PLAY... NOT IN PRIVATE... NO AH WAY.
Crooning Lectroid: Looking for her monkeyboy lover... she creeps tonight...
Lectroid 1: BRAAAAURRRRRRRR BRAAAAAAURRRRRR
Lectroid 2: HAHA...HAHA... HAHACKING EET AWAY
Crooning Lectroid: Ooooooooooooooooooh and hoping he's not gay... (not tonnight anyway)
ALL: OH WE DONNA PLAY... WE DONNA PLAY... NOT IN PRIVATE... NO AH WAY.
Lectroid1: ASS... ASS... ASS...
Lectroid2: ... TIT... TITS...
Crooning: Shhhhhhhh primates fucking... Shhhhh primates fucking... Shhhh primates fucking the night away..
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4/29/14 @ 9:44am
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John Longstreet: LOOK! NO MORE CURTAIN PEEK! HA HA HA HA HA!
John Lee: I LIKE. PRIMATE SEX VERY UPSETTING.
John Longstreet: HA HA HA. I KNOW... SHORT AND NOT SO SWEET.
John Lee: KINDA HAIRY TOO. THEY ALSO MAKE THE WEIRDEST SOUNDS. OOOOOO... EEEEE...
John Longstreet: LOOK, LOOK! I'VE GOT A PUNY TONGUE AND I'M GONNA STICK IT BETWEEN YOUR COW TEETH!
John Lee: I'M GOONA STICK MY PARAMECIUM FLAGELLUM BETWEEN YOUR MILK ATOMS!
John Longstreet: OH BB... SO GOOD... SO FUCKING GOOD... BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
John Grant: Hey guys, what's going on?
Other two: NARC! NARC!
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4/29/14 @ 1:46pm
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Subj: Best ever mutha fucking thread
CC: *shrug*
Brad ... ohhhh mahhhhh gawwwwdddd ... institute that HoF category "Wicked Fucking Wit" we talked about at the bar last month ... POST HASTE! ... take a look at Dudley's Gray Lectroids thread ... we HAVE to do something about this bastard ... maybe a pair of bronzed panties? wtf ... something.
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5/1/14 @ 12:36am
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Subj: Best ever mutha fucking thread
CC: *shrug*
Brad ... ohhhh mahhhhh gawwwwdddd ... institute that HoF category "Wicked Fucking Wit" we talked about at the bar last month ... POST HASTE! ... take a look at Dudley's Gray Lectroids thread ... we HAVE to do something about this bastard ... maybe a pair of bronzed panties? wtf ... something.
Mandy
Crooning a lectroid song in the shadows is its own reward
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5/1/14 @ 12:38am
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show foot fingers
can I inspect your uterus
talk off dress
show something!!
Im so close can you help me
and the classic: open all bb
lol these are great
Reminds a man of how clever and lyrical our graylings truly are...
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5/1/14 @ 10:18am
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oh yeah, i love when she wiggles them so...
I talk off her dress, and get her to show something
Then she turns and shows me her jiggly uterus...
Hits the climax when she lays down at last and OPENS ALL.
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5/3/14 @ 3:57pm
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The layer has come up and everything looks queer
Gotta get up and into that haze
Looks like it's gonna be an ocean layer dayaaaay!
It's an ocean layer day! All the lectroids are happy!
No burning today! Not on an ocean layer day!
Just need to find me a sidewalk
That has some stored up heat
Being cold bl00ded ain't all sweet
But noon on a Cali ocean layer day can make my week!
Every lectroids happy! Ocean layer day! All of them are dancing!
On the sidewalks by the quay! Cause it's an ocean layer day!
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5/5/14 @ 2:48am
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Ms Clause: It's rather clever I must say. "gray" lectroids.
Ms Predicate: Oh I know what you mean. Everybody has heard of "red" or "black" lectroids, not "grey" so much.
Ms Clause: Why don't we ever come up with something like that? I suppose it is the screamin'.
Ms Predicate: The screamin' ?
Ms Clause: Don't you have someone in your brain screaming PENGUIN!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE PENGUIN! 'EES GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
Ms Predicate: Oh heavens no! I haven't a voice. Just a sound going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! MEEDLENEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Ms Clause: That could be a voice. Just falsetto. ENOUGH WITH THE PENGUIN ALREADY!!! sorry, sorry.
Ms Predicate: Not at all. Not at all. 'Ee must have a brain without sounds or or falsetto or screamin'.
Ms Clause: Poor fellow. Takes the joy right out of life.
Ms Predicate: Yees. I remember when it used to go YING TON YING TON YING TON YING TON KEEBLE EY O.
Ms Clause: Oh my, I didn't know that. Mine used to go: RUMMMM RUMMMM RUMMMM ROUND THE RIVER GASKET... or maybe I dreamed it...
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5/5/14 @ 8:57am
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Ms Predicate: The screamin' ?
Ms Clause: Don't you have someone in your brain screaming PENGUIN!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE PENGUIN! 'EES GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
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