shoot me!!!
the flu has hit my house.
been here since sunday. i cant shake it. wtf.
what do you do to help it? Quote

shag?...lol Quote

maybe thats what i need. .... Quote

Hot tea, cough drops and weed Quote

Hot tea, cough drops and weed


i heard honey oil, i mean.. tea with honey, worked better ;)




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Have no fear, I'm a (un)professionally trained (questionable..) doctor (I didn't actually play one on tv but I know which end of the stethoscope goes in the bellybutton) who can treat (I have my own lollipops and tongue depressors) almost any illness (cooties and irritable irritability syndrome count, right?) under the sun (I mostly work nights) and in this case (what am I treating again?) I can most certainly (I have no confidence that I can but false confidence is better than none) cure whatever is ailing you (provided it's cooties). Simply fill out this form (really just sign anywhere, I'll be practicing your signature and hopefully the bank teller believes I'm a Brintney) and wait in the waiting room (ehh, the hallway will work too) until the doctor (ooh, that's me! I think..) can see you in his smaller waiting room (that's the bedroom, but I've unrolled paper towels on the bed for realistic doctor's office feel). I'd give you a paper dress to wear but I believe in a person's dignity (and in truth I couldn't find these anywhere and the last woman ran at me with a butter knife when I offered her the dress made of taped napkins with arm holes made from pressing my wet tongue through..) and I won't leave you waiting very long while I go check on your charts (go into the next room and try to remember if I bothered to make a peephole). Considering your symptoms I'd suggest (pull out of the blue really) that you restrict yourself to bed (preferably mine, make-believe Doctor's orders) and drink lots of fluids (orange juice, yeesh you guys have filthy minds!) and get plenty of rest. That being said (or typed, for all anyone knows I'm mute), no work for the next few days (we'll somehow survive) and come back for a follow-up in two weeks (when you're no longer contagious and I can do a proper full examination). Till then take two of these (yeah they're Skittles but it's all I could find between the couch cushions) and call me in the morning (or as soon as you leave, I'm desperately lonely).

You stay home and get well and forget about your troubles on Flirt for a week. Don't worry, we're horny guys, we're not going anywhere (we may write a long thread that we're about to go, but we check over the next month to see who's replied, and in anycase we still lurk!). But take care of yourself and no more late shifts in a wet t-shirt! Doctor's orders. Quote

LMAO!!! awesome, laughing, coughing, nose is running, and i have tears running down my face. just when i thought i couldnt possibly look any hotter. so much for my fever induced dellusions of being jessica simpson.
thanks! i needed that.

WET t-shirt...
THATS RIGHT!
it is all your fault!!!
do you feel bad yet?!

maybe we shouldnt have ran around outside in the snow with nothing but our t-shirts on, beating eachother with paper towel roles. It really wasnt very nice when you pushed me in to the half frozen mud puddle.

next time i wanna play doctor, your bed. mine is a mess, and coverd with random jellies and rubber things. besides. now i know where all the paper towels went. Quote

AND you also seem quite addicted to parentheses (although I'm not sure why)

Have no fear, I'm a (un)professionally trained (questionable..) doctor (I didn't actually play one on tv but I know which end of the stethoscope goes in the bellybutton) who can treat (I have my own lollipops and tongue depressors) almost any illness (cooties and irritable irritability syndrome count, right?) under the sun (I mostly work nights) and in this case (what am I treating again?) I can most certainly (I have no confidence that I can but false confidence is better than none) cure whatever is ailing you (provided it's cooties). Simply fill out this form (really just sign anywhere, I'll be practicing your signature and hopefully the bank teller believes I'm a Brintney) and wait in the waiting room (ehh, the hallway will work too) until the doctor (ooh, that's me! I think..) can see you in his smaller waiting room (that's the bedroom, but I've unrolled paper towels on the bed for realistic doctor's office feel). I'd give you a paper dress to wear but I believe in a person's dignity (and in truth I couldn't find these anywhere and the last woman ran at me with a butter knife when I offered her the dress made of taped napkins with arm holes made from pressing my wet tongue through..) and I won't leave you waiting very long while I go check on your charts (go into the next room and try to remember if I bothered to make a peephole). Considering your symptoms I'd suggest (pull out of the blue really) that you restrict yourself to bed (preferably mine, make-believe Doctor's orders) and drink lots of fluids (orange juice, yeesh you guys have filthy minds!) and get plenty of rest. That being said (or typed, for all anyone knows I'm mute), no work for the next few days (we'll somehow survive) and come back for a follow-up in two weeks (when you're no longer contagious and I can do a proper full examination). Till then take two of these (yeah they're Skittles but it's all I could find between the couch cushions) and call me in the morning (or as soon as you leave, I'm desperately lonely).

You stay home and get well and forget about your troubles on Flirt for a week. Don't worry, we're horny guys, we're not going anywhere (we may write a long thread that we're about to go, but we check over the next month to see who's replied, and in anycase we still lurk!). But take care of yourself and no more late shifts in a wet t-shirt! Doctor's orders.



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LMAO!!! awesome, laughing, coughing, nose is running, and i have tears running down my face. just when i thought i couldnt possibly look any hotter. so much for my fever induced dellusions of being jessica simpson.
thanks! i needed that.

WET t-shirt...
THATS RIGHT!
it is all your fault!!!
do you feel bad yet?!

maybe we shouldnt have ran around outside in the snow with nothing but our t-shirts on, beating eachother with paper towel roles. It really wasnt very nice when you pushed me in to the half frozen mud puddle.

next time i wanna play doctor, your bed. mine is a mess, and coverd with random jellies and rubber things. besides. now i know where all the paper towels went.



Sounds like some is needing her temperature taken, via the other side... o_0 DOH! lol Quote

yup. only one BIG prob. YOU need to sadel up,and get on.


but first i need to stop sneezing for 5 min. Quote

yup. only one BIG prob. YOU need to sadel up,and get on.


but first i need to stop sneezing for 5 min.



Hmmm, I don't know... You doggy style and a sneeze could be VERY interesting... lmao Quote

OH nO .. you didnt just say that.!!!!
i am feeling a bit better. i will be around tonight. (fingers crossed)um. no more hot tub for a while though. lol
it is on my list of things to do , to get you guys in my living room, and on my couch. NO NOT THE BLACK LEATHER SOFA IN MY MASTER BEDROOM...( been there , tried that. hard wood floors and heels dont mix. although it makes for a good blooper vid) Quote