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Female Performer Chat: Random Riddle for everyone
Your driving a car, and pass a bus station. At the bus station sits an old lady, your best friend, and the love of your life. You owe your best friend your life for saving it, the old lady is near death, and the love of your life is your soul mate. You can only give one of them a ride. What do you do? 
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Give my best friend the car to take the old lady where she is going and stay with my soulmate. Everyone should be happy. 
Damn you're good! A++++ 
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I would run over my friend always can get another one, the old lady life is almost over so i am just helping her family with hospital bills if i accidentally back up over her. Then i would take the love of my life on vacation. 
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I would ask why any of them need a ride when they're sitting at the bus station. They could, you know, take the bus.
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Created by:
ockie69
12/31/09 @ 10:17am
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Location: Ontario Canada
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Here's another riddle. At a 4-way stop all vehicles must stop and yeild the right-of-way. But which of the following 4 vehicles would have the legal right-of-way if all of them stopped at the same time.
a) Police Car with lights and siren on.
b) Ambulance with lights and siren on.
c) Firetruck with lights and siren on.
d) US Postal Service Truck. Quote
a) Police Car with lights and siren on.
b) Ambulance with lights and siren on.
c) Firetruck with lights and siren on.
d) US Postal Service Truck. Quote
I would run over my friend always can get another one, the old lady life is almost over so i am just helping her family with hospital bills if i accidentally back up over her. Then i would take the love of my life on vacation.
OMG this is way too funny! Quote
OMG this is way too funny! Quote
US Postal Truck
Why, some may ask? Because is America it is a Federal vehicle, meaning it is the most important, even if it's only delivering old fruitcake
(had that question on my drivers test)
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Why, some may ask? Because is America it is a Federal vehicle, meaning it is the most important, even if it's only delivering old fruitcake
(had that question on my drivers test)
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Created by:
ockie69
12/31/09 @ 1:53pm
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Location: Ontario Canada
Posts: 329
US Postal Truck
Why, some may ask? Because is America it is a Federal vehicle, meaning it is the most important, even if it's only delivering old fruitcake (had that question on my drivers test)
Yep US Postal Service has one of the oldest laws regarding the mail. It is a Federal offence to impede the postal service. Quote
Why, some may ask? Because is America it is a Federal vehicle, meaning it is the most important, even if it's only delivering old fruitcake
(had that question on my drivers test)Yep US Postal Service has one of the oldest laws regarding the mail. It is a Federal offence to impede the postal service. Quote
Created by:
lickau
12/31/09 @ 2:37pm
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Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
Your driving a car, and pass a bus station. At the bus station sits an old lady, your best friend, and the love of your life. You owe your best friend your life for saving it, the old lady is near death, and the love of your life is your soul mate. You can only give one of them a ride. What do you do?
Steal the bus and start a party to the Hospital for the "old lady" and end at the Bar
wOOOOhOOOOO 
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Steal the bus and start a party to the Hospital for the "old lady" and end at the Bar
wOOOOhOOOOO
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