I'm so frustrated that I haven't been able to have fun with all of my favorite guys. As some of you already know, my son got out of the military after 5 years and is staying with me until he starts college. No privacy here :(. He says school starts on the 5th of August. So, that means he will probably be moving into his apartment on campus around the 1st.... but hopefully sooner. He has really been a homebody since getting home. He is on the computer and or watching TV most of the days.. and of course eating lots. He is always asking for special meals and so I am cooking A LOT! He is 23, but sometimes it seems like he is 5 year old again. He is admittedly lazy.. and of course I have to spoil him because he did work so hard for 5 years while in the Navy. I was lucky he was out of the house for a few hours on Saturday, so was able to get online for a little bit and had a great time.... until I heard him pounding on the front door and the dogs were barking. Luckily, the Group show I did just ended.
I got a few not too serious dog bites on my fingers and a couple puncture in my arm yesterday. The reason I say not too serious is because the last time I broke up a bad dog fight I needed major hand surgery because of crushed bones and pins put in 2 fingers. This time I just bandaged myself up and got antibiotics from my girlfriend. I have bruising and some swelling but I don't think any of the wounds are to the bone, luckily. My daughter has been having me babysit her Pit-bull.. (usually very affectionate and friendly) ever since her apartment manager found out she had him there and she is not allowed to have a Pit-bull. She is now looking for a house so she can have her 2 dogs and a cat with her. She is turning 21 in a couple months and is working 2 jobs. Her Pit had been getting along fine with my dogs (1 male, 1 female Rottweiler) until last night.. I was only a foot away when the growling started. I had just given them treats. I put myself between my male (118 lb.) rottie to prevent him from biting the Pit bull and having them go off on each other.... but I accidentally got bit in quite a few places on my 2 fingers and arm. Now they will have to be separated for good. My daughter feels very bad about it.. I'm really bummed I can't be online tonight but hopefully I will be on tomorrow if I'm healed enough.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head … and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Moral for the Day - Ain't it the truth!
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked,
"What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding."
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people who
remarked, "What a shame.... he makes that little boy walk."
So they then decided they would both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They are really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."
The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
Have a nice Day and
Be careful with your donkey! :)
The G-Spot is located somewhere along the length of the urethra. When the prostate gland is stimulated, many women experience female ejaculation, and a distinctive type of orgasm, a vaginal orgasm, one that is different from that experienced during clitoral stimulation alone. Some women cum, as in ejaculate, during sexual arousal, prior to orgasm, even without G-Spot stimulation. There is muscle tissue that surrounds the prostate gland that contracts during orgasm, potentially expelling its contents. There is some debate about the origin of all the fluid that is released during female ejaculation, as the prostate gland itself is relatively small, yet some women release up to two cups of liquid. Nevertheless, the liquid released during female ejaculation is NOT the same as u r i n e. The best way to stimulate the G-Spot is through rhythmic massage with fingers, a penis, or dildo. It may take practice to locate and connect with the G-Spot, and to learn how to experience vaginal orgasms that are accompanied by female ejaculation. G-Spot and vaginal orgasms aren't nearly as common as clitoral orgasms, some women always experience them, others never. :(
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(As explained in different scientific research studies, but re-worded for ease in understanding.)
So where is this stuff coming from? No one knows for certain,and exact composition varies from girl to girl.. but the likely answer is the Skenes Gland , which is located on the upper wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra, and is said to also be the biological mechanism behind G-spot orgasms. It drains through many tiny openings near the urethral opening.
In men, the prostate produces the watery component of semen. In women, Skene's glands are also thought to produce a watery substance that may explain female "ejaculation". The tissue surrounding these glands, which includes the part of the clitoris that reaches up inside the vagina, swells with blood during sexual arousal. There is some evidence that nerves in the area produce an orgasm different to one produced by clitoral stimulation. All women have a functional prostate gland, about the size of their thumb that surrounds their urethra. (Important Note: A medical article published in August 2011 indicates that while all women have "gland-like" structures surrounding their urethra, only 50% may have "a female prostate".) Just like the male prostate, it produces fluid, beginning at puberty. Within the prostate gland there can be an area of increased sensitivity, more commonly referred to as the G-Spot.
(To be continued tomorrow.)
ONE - Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
TWO - Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE - Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR - When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE - When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX - Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN - Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT - Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE - Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN - In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN - Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE- Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN - When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN - Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN - Say 'God bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN - When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN - Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN - Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN - When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY- Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE- Spend some time alone
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Hi All... I hope you all are having a great week so far. I have a very exciting Friday planned! I am planning to be online outdoors getting wet in my swimming pool, which is converted into a Koi Fish pond. My huge Koi fish love to nibble on my toes and eat from my hands...so I have no idea what’s going to happen while I try to stay afloat on a raft in the water. The water is very warm here and the temperature outside is forecast to be 110 on Friday. I will have a new camera that can zoom in on me for very sexy private shows if you desire. I purchased some extra long cables for the camera and monitor so that I don’t have to have the computer outside. I’m not sure exactly how I will have the monitor so that it don’t get wet. Also, I will have to be a bit on the quiet side so that I don’t have the neighbors peeking over the fence. I know I will be very horny being wet and naked with the sun beating down on me. I should be out there until at least 7 pm Arizona time. Please email me if you want to know exactly when I will be online. It will definitely be an exciting day that you won’t want to miss! I hope to see you!
Missy then screams out, “I want to taste your pussy too”… Get your ass up here. ..I want your pussy in my face!” So I do what she says and climb up on her, spreading my legs over her face and putting my pussy right in her face. She begins to kiss and lick around my pussy as she plays with my ass, which she knows that I love. I then get back to kissing all over her pussy and teasing her inner thighs with my tongue. Mmmmm, the feeling of her tongue and face pressing into my pussy is really getting me aroused and very wet. I am so excited that I now am completely devouring her pussy with my face and mouth…It tastes so good. She tells me she is very close to coming and I feel the same… So I squeeze my pussy extra hard one last time and have a super intense orgasm and many smaller aftershocks as she continues to kiss and press into my clit. Missy then moans out “I’m coming,” just as I am pressing hard and rubbing on her g-spot with three of my fingers and trying to give her the best orgasm I possibly can. Missy’s pussy gushes with her juices! I then look over at her husband sitting there with a huge grin on his face and cum all over his hand… “That was awesome!” he says. THE END
Missy and I are completely naked covered in oil. I had never licked a girl’s pussy before and really wanted to feel what it was like. I got myself between her legs and looked at her for the ok. She was definitely very comfortable with it, but I was just a little nervous, since she has had much more experience with other women than me. I proceeded to put my face down between her legs and proceeded to kiss and lick her beautiful pussy lips. Missy is just a couple years younger than me and looked to me to have a pussy like a 20 year old. She had a very pretty totally clean shaven pussy with perfect lips. I placed a finger slowly inside of her and I could her moan with pleasure… Then I tried two fingers in her as I licked around her clit. I could see that her husband was totally enjoying watching me…and was still stoking his rather large stiff cock. I kept stoking her with my fingers as I licked and I listened to moans so that I could tell when she was feeling best. Definitely rubbing firmly on her G-spot was making her wetter and more excited. (To be continued):)
My friend Missy then gets out a bottle of body oil and asks if I want a massage… Of course, I say “yes, I would love one!” I lay on my back and she proceeds to pour oil on my breasts and tummy and massages it all over my front until she is running her hands between my legs. She teases me with her slippery fingers as she slides her hands up and down on my thighs and between my legs just barely touching my pussy. I feel my body becoming alive and aroused from her soft touch. She covers me in oil and I start to spread my legs open further as she starts moving her hands more closely to my pussy and rubs circles around my clitoris. I feel my pussy getting wetter and my clit becoming more swollen with excitement. I reach out and pull off her g-string, with the help of her husband. I then pull her on top of me so she also becomes covered in oil. Our breasts and our bodies feel so sexy rubbing together. We kiss softly … I look over at Missy’s husband and see his hard erect cock in his hand and hear him moaning.. It turns me on to see him so turned on :)..
Hi all.. I hope you all had a great week! I really hope that you will come and visit me this weekend. If you don’t see me online.. I would love for you to check out some of my videos. Also, please don’t forget that I need your Power Boost Points! Now, I will continue my girlfriend experience from yesterday’s blog. I was at my neighbors and we were drinking and trying on sexy lingerie. We all walked from the kitchen back to the bedroom so we could have some fun on the bed. Her husband grabs a chair to enjoy the show. I get up on the bed, doggy-style and my friend Missy paddles my bare ass with her new sexy pink leather flower paddle. It feels good, but I tell her “harder”. She then paddles my ass more, working up to the hardest paddle she can give me. I knew that my ass was getting really red, but I loved it and we were having fun. I told her it’s my turn now, and proceed to paddle her ass. Her husband was sitting just a couple feet away in a chair being good. He had his cock out and was stroking it. He had a big grin on his face…. :)
Today, I want to get back to talking about another fun time I’ve had with my neighbor friend, Missy. One day she called me and told me she had bought a couple new sexy outfits recently and a pink and black leather spanking paddle that she wanted to show me and use on me. I said I would come over shortly. When I got there… her husband was also there and they offered me a mixed drink. They had already been drinking and were acting very excited to have me over. Missy was anxious to put on and show me the new sexy lingerie she had just bought and came out and modeled a couple different outfits and showed me the paddle. They were both made out of very sheer fabric (that you could see her nipples through very well) and lots of pretty lace. She had another very sexy outfit that didn’t fit her very well but thought it would look great on me, so she wanted me to have it. I tried it on and it fit me perfectly. I could tell that her husband was really enjoying the show and was anxious to see his wife try out the paddle on me. They already knew that I loved to be spanked. We all went back to the bedroom and I bent over the bed and let Missy give me a couple of good spanks with the paddle…mmmm.
Hi Guys! I hope you all had a great holiday weekend. I was outside today most of the day in my g-string doing yard work. I had a bunch of large Prickly pear rooted in buckets that I needed to plant. Some of them were about 3’ tall. The west side of my house gets a lot of direct sun in the afternoon, so thought if I planted these cacti all along the house there that it would shade the house from the hot afternoon sun. I have some Prickly Pear plants that have grown over 9 feet tall in other parts of my yard in just a couple years. I’m always trimming them back so that they only grow tall and without too many outward branches. That way they also don’t break off in strong winds. The base eventually starts to look almost like a tree trunk if you keep trimming them back. Anyways, with only my g-string on, and me bending over with my ass to the sun all afternoon, I think I probably got a pretty good tan on my ass. The young prickly pear pads are great chopped up in salads and tasty in omelets also. Very juicy and sweet ..but they have to be very young new growth which don't have prickers yet.:)
Missy is holding me by my ass which is keeping me from slipping into the Jacuzzi water while teasing me with her fingers as she is licking me… I tell her how good it is feeling as she continues to tease me with her tongue. My body is feeling so hot… but at the same time I am getting goose bumps from feeling the cool evening air. I am feeling so excited that my body starts to tremble and my pussy begins to contract repeatedly in pleasure. I have an incredibly intense orgasm and continue to tremble as Missy pushes her face hard into my pussy… “ Wow, that was great I said.” “I need to do that to you now, I tell her.” (I will tell more tomorrow)… I hope you can all come to see me this weekend during the big Promo. Make sure you take advantage of the credit discount special. I hope you will take me private and we can have some great phone sex or play Cam to Cam! Or, whatever you would like to do. Remember, I would love to squirt for you. I like double-penetration and anal . Whatever excites you the most excites me! I have many toys to choose from. High-definition quality video. Also, check out my recent videos. I really appreciate it when you Power Boost me!! Thank you so much!! Hugs and Kisses … Briana
She focuses on cupping and squeezing my breasts, which I love,.. while I tenderly suck and nibble on her large nipples. It was especially erotic seeing our shiny wet breasts together, lit up only from the red light coming from inside the Jacuzzi. She then asked me if she could lick my pussy. So, I move up and lie back on the edge of the Jacuzzi so that my crotch is just out of the water. I still have my hot pink g-string on, so she just starts nibbling through my g-string. I’m a little nervous and excited at the same time, It’s been a while since she has seen me totally naked… but I know that she really wants to suck and lick my pussy, so I slowly pull down my g-string and take it completely off. I watch as she smiles as she puts her face down near the surface of the water and I arch myself back further to raise my pussy up closer to her face… Mmmm she moans as she moves her tongue in circles around my pussy lips and nibbles gently on my clit. I moan softly while enjoying the sensations she is making me feel. I am getting very aroused and am caressing her soft hair with one hand while holding myself up with the other… while she is also holding on to my ass tightly with both of her hands ... to be continued..
Ok… now back to the other night when my naughty neighbors surprised me by coming to my chat room. They also mentioned that they really enjoyed voyeuring in on my private show that I had just come out of. I had not been over to visit with Missy lately, because of being so busy with the F4F and everything else... but, I was reminded of some very fun times… especially, when she started joking about coming over to lick my pussy right then while I was online. She was going to wear a sexy mask… but I told her she better not come by. She would need to register as a model before she could be seen online… maybe though someday she will show up online with me. Anyways, one of the naughtiest experiences with her that really sticks out in my mind was a time when I went to her place to have wine with her in their Jacuzzi. Her husband had business to take care of in the house so we went in the Jacuzzi alone. We went in there topless with just our g-strings on. We drank wine and played in the bubbly and steamy Jacuzzi talking and kissing at first. She makes no secret of how much she loves to fondle and play with my breasts… (To be continued.)
Hi guys! The other night when I was online I was happily surprised and excited when one of my neighbors came online to chat with me. My girlfriend and her husband really are the coolest and most fun neighbors a girl could ever ask for. They are also just about my same age. Missy is a very sexy brunette with a super nice round bubble butt and has very perky breasts with very large nipples. And I should also add that she has a very high sex drive. She and her husband have been friends of mine for over 4 years. I don’t really think of myself as being bi-sexual, but I do really enjoy being with a hot girl every once and awhile… :) Missy was my very first experience with a girl and she has always made me feel very special and very sexy. She sometimes tells me on the phone about having a fantastic orgasm while playing with herself and fantasizing about me. She really loves to play with girls and is very open about her feelings about me. Her husband is totally cool with her playing as long as he can watch. I didn’t know at first who they were when they first came online because they had just gotten a membership that evening and I didn’t know their username… but soon after a few sexual hints I figured it out… :)To be continued tomorrow.. Kisses!
I finally got to sleep in this morning… and then got a bunch outside work done… planting pond plants, etc. I slept really hard last night after that that super exciting squirting Party Chat last night! Sorry if you missed it. You should have been there!! I was tipped about 7,000 power boosts to get me to squirt! I now am able to confirm your power boosts while I'm in chat. I am so happy to now be listed much higher (at about #10) in top 20 girl models. Others guys tipped credits also because it was such a good show! (THANK YOU, to all my tippers!) Wish you could have been there. I tried quite a few times on Saturday to have fun party chats, but 99% of guys watching just sat and watched while only one guy did the tipping, so had to cut party very short. Maybe can have another really fun party-chat soon and you can be there. One guy power-boosted me but it went to different Briana... so I guess that happens sometimes when buttons are pushed too quickly, because of the auto-fill So please be careful if you boost me so it doesn't go to someone else :) Thanks!! Won't be on Sunday…but I will be on Monday. Remember, to check out my new photos and videos. xoxoxo Briana
Hey guys... Possibly, I sounded too harsh when referring to the Party Chat non-tippers in yesterday’s blog. :) I really do just want to make Party Chats more fun and longer for everyone!! I know by reading in another forum that most models will all agree with me and of course you tippers also agree that if just a few more guys would participate, instead of just waiting for others, the party would last much longer and be way more fun!.. I will stay naked longer and do more playing as long as the Tips keep coming. Remember, even 50 credit tips can add up fast! It's much cheaper than taking me private :) So don't be afraid to just tip what you can or even just send me Power Boost points and let me know. I really do appreciate your support!!! Please, also email me anything you would like to know about me or request to see me wear, or if you would like to set up a time that we could go private… I will try to be very accommodating. Please come and visit me tonight and Saturday during the Squirting Promo. I would love to see you and chat with you!! Hopefully, we will be able to have some fun, wild and crazy party chats and squirt for you all at the same time!! Don’t forget to check out my HD Videos on Demand. I hope you like my new photos… I will be adding more soon. Can't wait to see you! Hugs and Kisses! Briana
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