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Female Performer Chat: Had to share this Joke =)
This joke had me laughing so hard.....
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a g u n. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a g u n. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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Okay so you know I love rude/dirty jokes....So here goes another
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
Okay one more for shits and giggles.....
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
Share your dirty Jokes Guys......
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Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
Okay one more for shits and giggles.....
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
Share your dirty Jokes Guys......
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Here is my addition to your joke list Ms. Jasmine Jayne.
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber.
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber.
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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suggs
12/2/11 @ 3:11pm
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Okay so you know I love rude/dirty jokes....
Share your dirty Jokes Guys......
Directs Miss Jaynes attention to this thread in the games forum.
http://www.flirt4free.com/forums/threads.php?forum_id=8&thread_id=41&num_posts=367
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Share your dirty Jokes Guys......
Directs Miss Jaynes attention to this thread in the games forum.
http://www.flirt4free.com/forums/threads.php?forum_id=8&thread_id=41&num_posts=367
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Directs Miss Jaynes attention to this thread in the games forum.
Thank you..... This should be fun to read ;) Quote
Created by:
sp0rtsguy
12/7/11 @ 11:35pm
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I was listening to a radio station a few days ago and they do some parady type commercials. There's one for A.D.D. Security where they start off talking about the product and randomly think they forgot to feed the cat or turn off the iron. The one the other day was for Dixon Family Farms. This popular brand brought Dixon Cider and now brings Dixon Nuts.
http://www.daveryanshow.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?more_page=1&podcast=podcast_parod ies&selected_podcast=dixon_nuts_parody_1320234824_24196.mp3
You can find their other parodies in this general locale. Quote
http://www.daveryanshow.com/cc-common/podcast/single_page.html?more_page=1&podcast=podcast_parod ies&selected_podcast=dixon_nuts_parody_1320234824_24196.mp3
You can find their other parodies in this general locale. Quote
