11/26/17 @ 3:55pm
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I swear by all that I hold sacred... to never touch any hot plate laid before me by the waitress. Instead I will grope her boney ass!
I aver, by Teutatis, that I will never end my pursuit of Whiplash.
I pledge, by my green eyes, that I will always know when Angel Dark is online and stalk her relentlessly.
And give my most binding vow to never surrender my... sensibility for any price.
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11/26/17 @ 11:54pm
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Spirit of Goody Nurse: I vow by Oyer and Terminer, to wring well the souls of wicked young women!
Emanation of Goody Carrier: I swear by all manner of spectral evidence to haunt the halls of crooked judges!
Wight of Goody Easty: By the bl00dy eye of Abaddon, I promise to unleash the destruction of false, base takers of bl00d soaked lands!
The minions of Hell run wild as October wanes but stark, cold Justice rises wraith-like in the frost covered barrows of November.
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11/27/17 @ 9:09am
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Johnny Moon: I vow that one day I will defeat the White Comanche and send his evil, conniving soul to Hell!
Johhny 2 times: I promise, give my woid bb, that I will woik wit today's utes, doz k1ds bb, to foister family, just community bb.
Johny Closed Lips: I ain't gonna swear nuttin.
John YaYa: We gonna git Banzai!
John SmallBerries: YoYoDyne is YOUR future!
John BigBootay: Whorfin will lead us to our doom!
Pepe: Cheri, Ah weel cahm to yoo eeen zee naught... and showair yew weeth ze best of zee keesez.
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12/1/17 @ 7:37am
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12/2/17 @ 5:13am
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A good plan but stalkaire cams are evairywaire. Quote
12/2/17 @ 5:30am
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Arthur swore his knights to vows they could not keep.
Mordred used that to wound him deep.
The queen fell from similar plight
And the king was betrayed thereby by his foremost knight.
Oh if only less were expected of frail mankind
To promise little and deliver more than their bind
If "leaders" were counted upon only to take
And their bloated bellies to slake
Then the carnage would be less
Even if there were no Camelot to bless
To bless and uplift the good and true
And make the wicked their crimes to rue
But maybe man must take
Carnage along with his cake
For brief raises out of the decay
May sustain him on his way
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12/2/17 @ 1:08pm
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12/2/17 @ 4:26pm
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Balance is admirable in all things...
But women...
are mykinda addiction!!! 
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12/3/17 @ 9:35am
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12/3/17 @ 12:15pm
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It is a better world when men seek to outdo one another in the virtuous quality of their vows...
rather than merely in public displays of patriotism, piety, and net worth.
And the day may yet come again when the keeping of virtuous vows is so common that we may joke at our ease again about their violation.
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12/3/17 @ 2:06pm
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Balance is admirable in all things...
But women...
are mykinda addiction!!! As pornographer I must aver
I've thoroughly examined her
And she can give not just merely head
But truly most sincerely head!
(10 coolness points for getting the reference)
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12/3/17 @ 2:11pm
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rather than merely in public displays of patriotism, piety, and net worth.
And the day may yet come again when the keeping of virtuous vows is so common that we may joke at our ease again about their violation.
I totally agree with whatever you just said.
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12/3/17 @ 6:31pm
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As pornographer I must aver
I've thoroughly examined her
And she can give not just merely head
But truly most sincerely head!
(10 coolness points for getting the reference)
ding dong the wacky wench gives head!
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12/4/17 @ 9:48am
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12/4/17 @ 11:31am
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ding dong the wacky wench gives head!
Vow to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the given heads
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12/4/17 @ 4:23pm
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12/4/17 @ 10:28pm
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lol I gotta admit that you weirdos surprised me with the references you chose.
I really really expected an Arthur reference to make the thread stagger under a buncha ' Grail references.
And let me take the time to wish you Happy Holidays before you are all pissed off from your relatives and the mall crowds!
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12/5/17 @ 2:28pm
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lol I gotta admit that you weirdos surprised me with the references you chose.
I really really expected an Arthur reference to make the thread stagger under a buncha ' Grail references.
And let me take the time to wish you Happy Holidays before you are all pissed off from your relatives and the mall crowds!
I solemnly swear to not k!ll my family or anyone at shopping malls ... at least until after the holidays.
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12/6/17 @ 11:41am
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Happy Holidays everyone! Quote
