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Suggs

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Posted: 10/24/09, 1:57pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #1

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*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme
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LickaU

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Posted: 10/24/09, 3:12pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #2

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*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh Classic :thumbsup
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jimmyzzz

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Posted: 10/24/09, 3:46pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #3

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An apple and a nun...wow never thought of this computer being so virginal. Does this mean this computer can not visit sites like this without some holy water? :smoking
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dubyabee

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Posted: 10/24/09, 3:49pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #4

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*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



TOO FUNNY :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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Suggs

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Posted: 10/24/09, 6:20pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #5

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Well the clock adjusting reminder is a small lapse into seriousness for me. my normal service has resumed with a rant in the pearla kiss game thread.
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Suggs

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Posted: 10/25/09, 12:05pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #6

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And now advice on how to avoid being seen

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Posted: 10/25/09, 11:09pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #7

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*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



????? :helpme
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Posted: 11/18/09, 2:41am (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #8

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????? :helpme



I'm lost :helpme
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Posted: 12/10/09, 1:20pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #9

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And now -- Swedish for beginners !!!

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