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Male Performer Chat: Copetencia of joke about penises what is yours?
Miki Tabor
Created by: Miki Tabor

4/13/17 @ 2:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

At dawn, an 80-year-old man wakes up and goes to the bathroom. While urinating, he stares at his penis and says,
- You realize you bastard? When you need it, I will get up.
  Do you have a better one? lol
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DavidZZZZZZ
Created by: davidzzzzzz

4/13/17 @ 8:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827

Q. What did the O say to the Q?
A. Bro, your dick's hanging out.
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German Rico
Created by: German Rico

4/13/17 @ 12:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

My joke is to have a long and thick penis miki you're the best i like to see you in the forum
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Anderson & Anton
Created by: Anderson & Anton

4/13/17 @ 12:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

You are my number 1
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Vincent Vangogh
Created by: Vincent Vangogh

4/13/17 @ 12:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

You are my number 1
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Anderson Lorenz
Created by: Anderson Lorenz

4/13/17 @ 12:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

My joke is I have the big fat penis that I hit the balls with the weight lol
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Michael Mavro
Created by: Michael Mavro

4/13/17 @ 12:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

The joke is very good baby I'll send you a good joke kisses you're the best
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Chris Mendoza
Created by: Chris Mendoza

4/13/17 @ 12:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I loved that joke lol you're the best, never change
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Anton & Tim
Created by: Anton & Tim

4/13/17 @ 12:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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