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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tony Romo told his receivers? A: It went over their heads. Q: Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton? A: Both have Bills to push around.
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired.
Q: What did the Giants say to the Cowboys? A: Look at my Super bowl Ring
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones? A: Jones cut off his own Johnson.
Q: What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? A: The Cowboys both suck.
Q: How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New Yorks shadow!
Q: What can the Dallas Cowboys and their cheerleaders do together but not apart? A: Score.
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? A: The huddle.
Tony Romo just threw his iPhone 5 in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common? A: They both have cowboys that suck!
Q: What do the Cowboys and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!
Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone? A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What did the Cowboys fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Dallas Cowboys like my neighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: Want to hear a Cowboys joke? A: Tony Romo!
Q: What is the best thing Tony Romo ever did in the Cowboys Stadium? A: Jessica Simpson!
Q: Why is Tony Romo like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: How many people does it take to beat the Cowboys? A: Only 1 - Wade Phillips
Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest Collective Bargining concern A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year. A: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.
Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Dallas Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do the Cowboys and vacuums have in common? A: They both suck
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and the mailman have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sunday night.
Q: Why are so many Dallas Cowboys players claiming they have the Swine Flu? A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Dallas Cowboys fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat New York."
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