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Female Performer Chat: Happy Womb-Dropping Day to Timbo-83
Created by: ophelias_rue

7/26/13 @ 2:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122



We squoze you out
you clever lout
Our co-joined womb
just had no room.

So make sure to dance
(oh how you prance)
Your hermaphrodite mums
grant kisses to their son.

(don't go grabbing my titzah you naughty bastard) (grinz)
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Created by: h2so4

7/26/13 @ 3:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Dante's Inferno
Posts: 135



Happy birthday my lil' embryo twat extension, mommy Wardrobe lubes you without a strap-ban!
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Created by: -talisman-

7/26/13 @ 3:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 40

Happy Birthday Timbo - another fun year ahead **hugs**
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Lorienne
Created by: Lorienne

7/26/13 @ 3:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Happy Birthday Timbo, may all your 'superslut' wishes come true!! :drinkup
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Created by: forgottenclone

7/26/13 @ 4:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799

Yay Timmmaahhhhh! Burp-day...U...Happyz...MmmmmKkkkkk? :drinkup
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Naughty Amira
Created by: Naughty Amira

7/26/13 @ 4:20pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

:guitar :guitar :guitar :guitar :guitar
Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make everyday count, because we all don't know when we will leave this world. Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. Look at every day and smile because you are alive, cause there's nothing sweeter than life.
Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about his age. :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :angel
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431



We squoze you out
you clever lout
Our co-joined womb
just had no room.

So make sure to dance
(oh how you prance)
Your hermaphrodite mums
grant kisses to their son.

(don't go grabbing my titzah you naughty bastard) (grinz)



than ya mandah pants may you repeatedly (tipban) me on mah birthday
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431



Happy birthday my lil' embryo twat extension, mommy Wardrobe lubes you without a strap-ban!




ohh wardrobe, you know how I like it :P
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

Happy Birthday Timbo - another fun year ahead **hugs**



yes another fun year ahead, hittin' on every woman on the site :) you been there
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Created by: mikeshot1

7/26/13 @ 4:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: near the edge of reality
Posts: 1,281

Hey Timbo - You have yourself a great birthday "ban" - :thumbsup
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

Happy Birthday Timbo, may all your 'superslut' wishes come true!! :drinkup



well my super (superslut) dreams might come true if I had two monitors 3 keyboards and 6 hands :thumbsup
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

Yay Timmmaahhhhh! Burp-day...U...Happyz...MmmmmKkkkkk? :drinkup



yep, birthday time clone, 30 birthday shots :) :drinkup
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 4:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

:guitar :guitar :guitar :guitar :guitar
Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make everyday count, because we all don't know when we will leave this world. Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. Look at every day and smile because you are alive, cause there's nothing sweeter than life.
Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about his age. :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :angel



thank ya Amy good words of wisdom from someone younger then me :P and shush about the lying about age thing, please??
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 5:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

Hey Timbo - You have yourself a great birthday "ban" - :thumbsup



much appreciated Mike, I hope there is many bans in my future
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Sensual Sandy
Created by: Sensual Sandy

7/26/13 @ 6:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
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.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth

Many many happy returns of the day .

Happy happy happy birthday . * S *
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/26/13 @ 6:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth

Many many happy returns of the day .

Happy happy happy birthday . * S *



so much wisdom Sandy, I never knew you had so many kind words for me :P
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Barbery
Created by: Barbery

7/27/13 @ 4:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Happy Birthday dear:)))
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Hazina
Created by: Hazina

7/27/13 @ 5:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Happy Bday!!!!!! :drinkup
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Sexxie Alektra
Created by: Sexxie Alektra

7/27/13 @ 9:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Happy Birthday Tim :drinkup :smoking

Hopefully its one to remember :winkwink
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timbo-83
Created by: timbo-83

7/27/13 @ 11:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: an un-special person, in an un-special place
Posts: 431

Happy Birthday dear:)))



thank you sweet heart :)
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