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I just cam up with a thread idea...ya'll that know me know that I just cleaned my room! Damn, what a chore! I know that my model friends have the same troubles since they toss their clothes to the side too in order to pound dat puss n ass! So, I would like to recommend the models share the wild things they find in their rooms when they FINALLY get to cleaning after those massive orgasmic tinglies wear off.....
I found a garden hoe in my room....What the fuck?! How did that get there! I suppose its cuz "I da ho" yea yea
Boys, you can say what you imagine is in our rooms.
love love love.
pammiegirl
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I found a garden hoe in my room....What the fuck?! How did that get there! I suppose its cuz "I da ho" yea yea
Boys, you can say what you imagine is in our rooms.
love love love.
pammiegirl
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I feel your pain. I am always surrounded by skirts, tops, panties, stockings...
Also... cookie crumbs.
Lol lately I found box with my teeth braces after one guy asked me: wow I have never had sex with girl in braces - if you have em, I will buy prvt. Sooo... for his misfortune I had my old ones but he wasn't brave enough for oral. Actually he was brave only to promise
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Also... cookie crumbs.
Lol lately I found box with my teeth braces
after one guy asked me: wow I have never had sex with girl in braces - if you have em, I will buy prvt. Sooo... for his misfortune I had my old ones but he wasn't brave enough for oral. Actually he was brave only to promise Quote
Hahaha!!!! and i thought that i was the only one with this problem!! After a long night or day i am so exhausted and when i look around the place i feel like i have just witnessed a tornado. Fuck i think!! then i say ok i will clean this when i am not so tired haha. Yeah right!!! right? wow another reason for me to get a maid seriously!!!! I have found a dildo stuck in my couch...........oopppsss i missed one from cleaning up one time..... soooo glad one of my kids didn't find it first......uh yeah! i also get poked in the ass from a chip from time to time when i am sleeping haha
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OMG! I thought it was just me whos bed was surrounded with clothes, gstrings, boots, dildos. I was having a panic attack because I lost a dildo in my LR. I found it 
But, I have yet to find a hoe. ROFL! If I ever brought a guy home, he would think I was a sex freak. HUM. ....Wait. I am 
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But, I have yet to find a hoe. ROFL! If I ever brought a guy home, he would think I was a sex freak. HUM. ....Wait. I am
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Okay....ladies....you are not alone! Okay.......On the pammiegirl side of raunch....I found a tampon between my monitor and bed. I guess I missed it on an Aunt Flo show. I always toss them out! Haaa aHHHHaaaa bwaaaahhha haaaa!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....Next!
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....Next!
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OMG u guys rawk. I always wake up in a puddle of old lube, cum, get poked in the ass with a dildo or 2 and wake up with a gstring on my head like a super hero mask
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Okay....ladies....you are not alone! Okay.......On the pammiegirl side of raunch....I found a tampon between my monitor and bed. I guess I missed it on an Aunt Flo show. I always toss them out! Haaa aHHHHaaaa bwaaaahhha haaaa!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....Next!
Please ooooo please pammie-babe tell jadeypoo ur joking about the tampon? thats pretty vile chick!
So did u sling it at the wall to see if it would stick?
kisses
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....Next!
Please ooooo please pammie-babe tell jadeypoo ur joking about the tampon? thats pretty vile chick!
So did u sling it at the wall to see if it would stick?
kisses
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thats some funny shit right there! love ya pammie! thanks for the visit today
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i woke up one morning after a long night online to a dildo intwined in my hair. ewwww was all lube-y and gave me the worst tangles. i have reaaally long hair
every week or so i clean my room and i find TONS of baby wipes scattered all over the place. and i always have heels lying around my bed, and one morning i got up and stepped on the heel of my platform stripper shoes... omg ouch!!! and i always find panties and bras under my bed nestled in with my dust bunnies haha.
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every week or so i clean my room and i find TONS of baby wipes scattered all over the place. and i always have heels lying around my bed, and one morning i got up and stepped on the heel of my platform stripper shoes... omg ouch!!! and i always find panties and bras under my bed nestled in with my dust bunnies haha.
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No joke Jadey....sorry! Just ask Quik....He was there! haa haa I love you guys! Sorry, I am a horny porn and shit happens...oh, that brings me to another story. Cleaning my room is how I came across the ATM spoons! Yaaahhhhaaaahhaaaa 
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I am SOOOOOO thinking, every model needs a housekeeper. We are slobs in the bedroom But we do know how to please
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But we do know how to please
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My room always has clothes and undies all over the place. Thats why I am live in my roomies room lol. Sometimes if my room is clean you will see me at night time in my room
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How funny you would start this thread!
I just got off the site a new minutes ago and looked around me.
It looked like an entire porn store had thrown up in my living room!
I look at it now and think, "Oh well-----I will think about that tomorrow"!
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I just got off the site a new minutes ago and looked around me.
It looked like an entire porn store had thrown up in my living room!
I look at it now and think, "Oh well-----I will think about that tomorrow"!
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My friends make fun of me all the time because I say..."aaaa...I'll do it later" lmao... Who wants to clean after 35 orgasms and such?
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