new toys
Ok guys and girls ! I made a trip to the adult toy store today and had a blast. Unfortunately I did not find a sex machine or a stripper pole, boo! But I found a few other exciting things to play with u in private. Come check help me break these toys in ;)
Im always up for suggestions for new toys, and of course u can view my wish list as wel,l if you are just dying to see me play with something in particular... eat your hearts out! xoxo, Britt
Porn Star Dylan Ryder
Hey guys and girls! Ok so I know a few of u already know, but i just thought i would brag to those of you who didnt! I was at a strip club last week and got to meet the porn star dylan ryder. She was actually stripping that week at a few of the local strip clubs. Of oourse, me being an ex-stripper, i sat at her stage and she gave an awesome performance. She was very sweet! and pretty and fun ! After the strip club closed, I got a few pix with her. If you are interested let me know and i would be happy to show u. My only regret was not being able to get a private dance with her! lol Who knows, maybe one day I will be a porn star too. Ron Jeremy one month, now Dylan Ryder the next... who knows what next month might entail! This may very well be my calling :)
but i sort of wonder how much money these stars are making. I mean jenna jameson is bad ass,and makes bank- but i know starting out can be tough. And lets be real, i love being here! hahah xoxo yours truly Brittany Smith
hope yall have an amazing weekend!
Happy Easter!
Just wanted to wish all my favorite guys a happy easter! I may be back and forth over the holiday. I plan on going out and hunting rabbits and dressing up in my playboy bunny costume and hiding easter eggs for my neighborhood. Its a tradition, they all love it! Then ill prolly teach all the wives how to give their husbands amazing blow jobs, cuz as u know, they want a BJ every year on their birthday. lol I have decided the perfect easter basket for me would include, but is not limited to the following items: diamonds, a hand gun, christian louboutin shoes ( im a 6.5 or a 7 ), a tropical vacation w/ unlimited blueberry stoli, a sex machine, a stripper pole, a mideget, a pink lamborghini, a new rolex, a new breitling, a private jet with my name on it, a pilot, anything from tiffany and company, santa claus, a pink barbie jeep, a barbie, bigger boobs, ( just kidding!!!), my own tv show, anything that sparkles, and i wanna be in playboy... is that too much to ask? lol... hope yall have a great easter and hopefully i can break out my bunny costume for you! xoxo- Brittany Smith ;)
ron jeremy party
ok, so last night...i went to a ron jeremy ( the #1 adult porn star of all time lol) party. It was a night club that is 5,000 square feet, has a bar, couples cabanas, buffet, orgy rooms, a stripper pole, cages, private rooms, a dj, and more shit i cannot remember off the top of my pretty head! I actually JUST read that the owner of BUNNY RANCH was also there. FML I did not get to meet him. Im pretty sure we could have strked up a great conversation! ha ha
snyways, pretty sure good ol ron did a double take when he saw me standing by the bathrooms, however, i politely bowed out, as it was already getting late. Plus there were a shit load of people there . nonetheless a great night at this crazy ass swingers club. Hell i may even go back there again and see what sort of trouble i can stir up. Quite the experience. and definately un-fucking-forgettable!
never knew there was a place that exsisted that you could drink, watch a stripper ( yes an 80 year old lady in full in stripper great) and watch random ass people full on having sex, condoms everywhere, orgys, whips, threesomes, you name it. my jaw was dropped to the ground most of the time. makes my life look rather dull. ha ha ha Thought u guys would enjoy the story. and trust me if i do end up going back there, ill get u the full 4 - 1 - 1 update of all of the festivities the evening entailed. Until then, youll have to just enjoy my regular brittany stories! heading to bed now, night yall ...
xoxo, 'Brittany
valentines day!
hello to all my favorite guys! i just wanted to wish u all a very happy valentines day! I will be online as much as i can today and tomorrow... so if u are looking for a sweetheart for valentines day, come see me! I also appreciate all your messages, virtual gifts, power boosts and tips. I would love a bottle of champagne and strawberries, new lingere,a few chandeliers, stilettos,( im a 6.5) a sexy new toy,( your choice) and a range rover( white or gun metal grey) so if anyone wants to stop by with these items, I would love you forever! haha... noh and some diamond earrings, as you all know i love diamonds and anything that sparkles! nI would like to make this the best valentines day ever..... so let me know how i can help.ni think i would like to fly to a tropical island, be greeted w/ a lei, a glass of champagne, and a gift box full of toys, shoes and an evening dress... followed by a bubble bath, candles, more champagne, sex in the shower and on the plane of course! Have a nice dinner with champagne and diamonds followed by a walk under the stars, and then skinny dipping in the ocean. hopefully we remember where we left out clothes. lol then back to the hotel room for some late night f*cking. i also wouldnt be mad if when i landed back home, and there was a brand new pink bentley waiting for me at the airport... mine of course! oh and id also like to meet britney spears and party with her one night so we can be best friends for ever... i hope she likes champagne and blondes with huge tits... hahaha ... anyways, hope u all have a wonderful valentines day! hope to see yall on here and celebrate!nnext holiday- MaRdI - GrAs.... whoop!!! bring on the champagne and diamonds. . . . maybe ill have my pink bentley by then... ill pose naked in front of it and change my profile pic to that, instead of the green tanning bed pic ( but i love that pic) lol n+* +* +* Brittnay + *+ *+*
new lingere :)
hey guys... i got some new lingere... love for you to come see it.. ill be online at 11 am pacific time today:)
come play w/ me and chat!
xxoo- Britt
broadcasting
Hey y'all.... I'm trying to get online tonight, but the system is having errors... yuck :(
if y'all get bored shoot me a message until they get things figured out. Im sitting here in lingere drinking wine... hahaha... I LOVE my life! :)))))
xxoo_ BRITT
Happy New year, y'all
Hey y'all ! I hope everyone has a safe and happy new year! I'll be ringing in the new year online tonight! Hope to see some of you online to help me say good bye to 2011 and HELLO 2012!
Oh, and I think ill be throwing back a few shots, sooooo, if any of y'all wanna buy me a NYE cocktail, please join me and lets have some fun...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
xxoo- BRITT
anyone have any new years resolutions? any suggestions as to what i should resolute? Cant really think of a whole lot I wanna change, BUT Im open to ideas! sounds like fun.. they can even be funny ones...like maybe I should spring for a bigger set of tits... lol ! IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT???
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